from me, to you. sucker!
this is a rhyme or poem or wtvr u wanna call it written by yours truly for a not-so-special someone. ENJOY! =)
There once lived a girl by the name 526,
She should have lived with a herd of pigs.
People adored her but who knew why,
Maybe coz she made everyone high.
She probably cast a spell on each guy,
Just to make them think she was fly.
But in reality you see,
She was as fat as can be,
With oozing love handles,
And fatty layers THREE!
She had always thought herself to be pretty,
But by matter of fact, she looked rather shitty!
She had the body of a man, with shoulders so broad,
And a chest so flat, like a wooden plank board.
She had an obnoxious laugh and was embarrassingly loud,
People around would say she was proud.
But she didn’t care, she didn’t bother,
When people stared she thought it was better!
She would always gossip too,
About people and things that were often not true.
She’d lie and lie to save her butt,
Even if she DID accidentally FART!
Her thighs were HUGE with pants too tight,
She didn’t realize the mass of her cellulite!
She’d stomp around, one foot at a time,
The whole earth would shake, it should have been a crime!
She was always as mean as can be,
And probably had the numbers 333,
Stamped on her forehead you see,
As though her purpose was to sting like a bee.
After hearing of this terrible thing,
You’d probably be wondering,
Why no one ever said a thing,
About this ultra horrid being.
For most people feared she’d hit them hard,
With whacks and smacks and baseball bats!
Beware I tell you, for without a doubt,
That she will come and seek you out!
She’ll be kind and sweet to you at first,
Then whack you and stab you and eat you for breakfast!
I really hate this evil thing,
For all it brings is SUFFERING,
The smell, the sound, the looks of it,
Just thinking of it can make you sick!
What I’ve said here is all fact,
And you can truly count on that!
~end~
roflmaoooo. Whee. You write as well as meg i guess. XD
Posted by: Sodapickles | December 7, 2007 03:28 AM
haha. tqtq! only my rhyme skills are cun. Others are jst not my thing XP
Posted by: ArLxJ | December 7, 2007 10:57 AM
u rock!!
Posted by: Tyra | December 9, 2007 09:24 AM
YOU ROCK!!! why is Tyra there?
Posted by: Justin | December 9, 2007 09:27 AM
I HAVE NO clue!
Posted by: ArLxJ | December 14, 2007 04:09 AM
I HAVE NO clue! but tq!
Posted by: ArLxJ | December 14, 2007 04:09 AM